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Got it from a religious cringe instance, as how people of the 80s will live in the future... Mostly accurate except the shirt that still goes too hard.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Turns out the bible people ended up being the gun nuts, not sexually liberated people with tattoos.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

almost as if there is a link between violence and sexuald frustration.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You’re saying the guy with the bible is a devo?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I am saying I would not trust him to watch my kids. I never trust religious fucks. They can just pray to make sin go away. How they hell can you trust anyone who thinks wishing at the sky means they can do whatever they want?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are we not talking about that process cut shirt saying SEX on the shoulder?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

That's a tattoo

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Chic tracts. Serious propaganda aimed at convincing 80s children that they will be going to vividly imagined hell if they don't accept Jesus as their lord and savior. I'm not ashamed to say my 12 year old self had a moment of doubt.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

They're a great source of meme materials. The D&D one is legendary.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

I'm a fan of weirdly supportive Satan

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wow, no kidding about being supportive! I'm pretty impressed by the quality therapy provided here by the Prince of Darkness.

Something tells me the rest of the tract plotline doesn't quite portray it that way.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

He even looks concerned. Empathy for others, truly a foreign, evil concept for Fundamentalist Christians.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Hell yeah lol.

I also like how the gal is actually enjoying the date since he's not trying to just immediately grope her boobs/proposition her xD

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Based Satan, but it is super creepy that they think that what he's saying is evil.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Chick tracts are not chic.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I need that monkey ancestor shirt I neeeeeeed it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

This ad is okay because it plagiarised a religious nut job, and that's funny.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I’m partial to the “drugs” shirt as well

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait, which side loves guns?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Ah, you see the event is always both weak and strong. The enemy is too weak to realize how guns help you protect your rights and your family while at the same time the enemy is very strong and dangerous and is armed to the teeth with guns and wants to take away your rights and kill your family.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I love that the bible is half thr size of the kid and titled "The truth for youth". Just wow!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Assuming there is a hell would you go to it if you jerked it to a girl in a Jack Chick tract?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I grew up with these as a homeschooled kid AMA

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are the guns supposed to be bad or good?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Ah here the guns are bad because Satan is holding them. If Jesus were holding them they'd be inalienable rights

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I was taught by abeka books that evolution is just a theory so we shouldn't be swayed by it and ray comfort told me intelligent design is proved by a banana. The earth is probably only 6k to 10k years old because really smart people counted back the names in the Bible and multiplied it by the average life span between now and Methuselah.

Fr though I dropped out of college but I got miscellaneous tech certs so im doing just fine. I had to unlearn for years before anything made sense. My grandfather tutored me though and he was a very skilled engineer with pieces in a museum so it made a difference. He was sometimes mean but he liked my curious side where most shut it down.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Ok but that girl’s arm tattoo goes so much harder