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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The app: Last updated January 2023

[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago (1 children)

App permissions required:

name
address
contacts
financials
life history
kinks
current relationship status

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...Is the app trying to fuck me?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

It's probably trying to get you to fuck yourself

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I regularly use apps that haven't been updated for longer, and 20-year-old PC programs. The worse thing is if old versions are purposefully deprecated too early, I don't have Play Store.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This is fine for apps that don't use remote APIs and aren't actively having breaking changes made to them on a regular basis, but that doesn't apply to most of these nagging "use our app!" companies.