megane_kun

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If you had an irl evil lair or HQ, what would the elevator or dungeon music be? ¡Explain urself! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Very innocuous, even tongue-in-cheek, but never intimidating, almost verging on almost boring to someone who doesn't listen closely.

So... something like these:

Edit:

Added two more tunes

You have the ability to telekinetically manipulate objects near politicians, but they can't get injured or die before their fated lifespan is up; How do you embarass the politicians? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Manipulate nearby water (in glasses, but I am only interested in the water) to first be in the form of water vapor, and then turn back to liquid in the politician's pits and nipples and eyes. Making him seem like he's lactating during a very sombre press conference. Making him seem like he's hyper-perspiring during speeches. Making him seem like he's crying during budget deliberations.

I'll make this happen repeatedly, without drawing attention to it unnecessarily. Just a politician who lactates, gushes water out of his pits, and cries.