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I'll bet Ada Lovelace had some somewhere.

Or the original plot of The Matrix, before the studio execs decided audiences were too stupid.

This reads like an ad written by an LLM, wtf is it doing here?

Was not prepared for the Diablo II reference lmao

As long as I don't have to maintain it.

(Who tf downvoted this? The "legacy code" lobby?)

The "solution" is to curate things, invest massive human resources in it

Hilariously, Google actually used to do this: they had a database called the "knowledge graph" that slowly accumulated verified information and relationships between commonly-queried entities, producing an excellent corpus of reliable, easy-to-find information about a large number of common topics.

Then they decided having people curate things was too expensive and gave up on it.

Hey, in my defense, the explanation there was only added in 2022, and I'd already given up looking by then!

Thank you! You would not believe how long I've been trying to figure out where the term came from.

The best explanation I'd heard prior to now was that the practice of composing functions was akin to mixing ingredients for curry, (the food) but I'd never really bought that line of reasoning.

Lost the coin flip.

So like, 3 months of PG&E bills?

RCS is an open standard, isn't it? Are you referring to the E2E encryption that Google added to Android?

Bold of you to assume no one will come up with a replacement date library rather than just getting rid of JS.