ArmoredThirteen

Yeah my ex spouse would rather drive 5min then spend 15min finding parking every day for work than do the 15 minute walk. Then every day complain about parking and get instantly defensive if I brought up walking instead. This was a thing with going out too I'd want to walk and they'd want to drive. I'd get there first because of time spent finding parking. Half the time they'd walk just as far as I did anyway because parking in the area completely sucked

I got married while it was still cool but I'm getting a divorce now to be fashionable again

I used to work for a university trying to modernize how people got student and financial data. Over half my work was playing politics rooting out people who refused to change and going above their head. We had one guy who didn't want to update a script on his end to include the bare minimum amount of 'security': a hard coded plain text password. It took me months and I had to go to his office to update his script and he complained about it the entire four minutes it took

Hopefully not for anything that requires an accurate result...

I'm a slut for potatoes. If you don't soak them in oil, butter, or cheese they're about a kcal/gram. I like to nuke one and just add salt